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Writus Interruptus

July 2, 2013
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

Optional Title: I’m pulling out. Today I discovered that I must have been high to commit to writing every day in July. It’s so totally not happening for the following reasons: 1. It’s summer. That means I’ll be spending a good 20 days wishing that the month was over so I could stop writing every day;...
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Glutton for punishment

July 1, 2013
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Glutton for punishment

Well that’s it. Yesterday marked the end of the 2013 Wordcount¬† Blogathon, my traditional month-long writing challenge. In the last four years, I have completed the Blogathon three times, and that other year, the year that I bailed on day 9?¬† I moved, bitches....
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It is finished.

June 30, 2013
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

This is the end of the 2013 WordCount Blogathon! To celebrate I made a word cloud for my blog over at Word It Out. And thus is the essence of Two Hands and a Roadmap recorded: "Two Hands and a Roadmap" Click on the link above...
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Vacation over

June 29, 2013
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

Well CRAP. I just realized that this never posted on June 29, though I thought I’d scheduled it. And yeah, it’s not much of a post, but dammit I...
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A getting-to-know-you reader poll

June 28, 2013
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

We’re almost to the end of June, and since I’ve picked up a few new readers this month I thought I’d pick a topic that totally doesn’t mean a...
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This is why I love my job

June 27, 2013
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

Several years ago, while substitute teaching in a fifth grade class, I felt that I was having to be stricter than usual and I remarked, “You guys probably think...
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